I learned Suddenly Seymour today!!! HOLLA!!!
Je suis tres excite!
Okay... so how is this for one of my last days of work in the hell known as Kohl's???
We're supposed to hand out these sample sheets of this new Candie's fragrance to all of our customers, and it turns out that I was allergic to the fragrance. I spent the entire night wheezing and got hives on my throat and hands. Lovely.
A parting gift, from Kohl's to me, you might say.
I present to all of you, a copy of my good-bye letter to my manager, Lisa.
Dear Lisa,
It has been quite the experience expecting great things with you here at Kohl's, but I'm afraid that I must leave. I will finish out the rest of this week and do my best to finish next week as well.
Hugs and Kisses,
Tom
And how's this for a small world? One of my friends is quitting too, and another one is planning on quitting in the next week. We were talking in the break room and decided that Kohl's can suck all of our balls. Haha!
This quote made me laugh tonight. I was ringing up a customer, when one of my supervisors Amanda (whose last day is on Saturday) comes up and goes, "Tom... let's both just walk out right now and go out to dinner, because I hate Kohl's and this place is a bunch of shit." I love her
Tonight is one of my last fateful days at Kohl's... because I'm gonna be raking in the big dollars at Ruby Tuesday's! Job switching is wonderful!!!
Orientation on Tuesday... holla!
And the Kohl's Charge can suck my balls, because I hate it!
I seriously can't believe it's over...
Thank you so much to everyone who contributed to Footloose. You have made this summer unforgettable.
I could not have asked for a better way to spend our vacation.
I cannot wait for next year and the magic that its show will be
